Dear God

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today,
Because they got on my nerves.


Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me God, to always work at 100%
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday


And help me to remember...


When I am having a bad day and it seems
That people are trying to wind me up, that
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile
And only 4 to extend my arm and smack them in the mouth.